July 22 2014, 5am


sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate


July 22 2014, 5am


blissfulcatharsis:

even on tumblr i’m the quiet kid that sits in the corner and doesn’t really know anyone


July 22 2014, 5am


bluestockingbookworm:

fetchingreads:

instead of, you know, actually reading, I’ve been searching for even more books to read. ya feel?

I feel.


July 22 2014, 5am


zackisontumblr:

i have 3 moods:

  • skips every song on my ipod
  • lets the music play without interruption
  • plays the same song on repeat for days

July 22 2014, 5am


WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING


be-boheme:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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It’s like it was written by Lemony Snicket!


July 21 2014, 8pm


digi-egg:

They’re talking about TV.

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July 21 2014, 8pm


wendycorduroy:

yukulele:

Mom?

they literally never explained this

god is a woman and she wears hot lingerie

(Source: shirakin)


July 21 2014, 8pm



Can’t wait to never find this island in 3D 

Can’t wait to never find this island in 3D 

(Source: pokemon-global-academy)


July 21 2014, 8pm


How to make friends 101


mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^